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jmarietee:

lilith-not-eve:

Marrying young is not the end of my freedom. It means I want to travel and see the world, but with her by my side. It means I still like drinking in bars and dancing in clubs, but stumbling home with her at 2am and eating pizza in our underwear. It means I know that I want to kiss those lips every morning, and every night before bed. If you see marriage as the end of your ‘freedom’, you’re doing it wrong.

Well this was just beautiful

nerdofchaos:

recreationalcannibalism:

the-adequate-gatsby:

stultifyandstupefy:

derpes:

And God said unto Abraham, “Abraham.”

And Abraham replied, “What.”

God said to John, “Come forth and receive eternal life.” But John came fifth and won a toaster.

And Judas approached the rabbis and Pharisees saying, “The one whom I kiss is the one you seek.”

To which they responded, “Gay.” 

And thus, god made Eve. And she was bammin’ slammin’ bootylicious.

see you all in hell

to-destroy-you:

puff-to-tuff:

These are just the right mix of douchy and nerdy I was looking for.

I seriously want that squirtle one tho :/

WiFi: connected
Me: then fucking act like it

fartgallery:

I hate that like 30 minute period before going out where you’re stuck in activity limbo and don’t know what to do because you’re leaving soon

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Song: Call Me, Beep Me
Artist: Christina Milian
Album: Kim Possible
Plays: 17,271

ydad-mdk-ig:

Call Me, Beep Me - Christina Milian

I just listened to this the other day now here. @

asammyg:

How fucked up is the entire concept of The Parent Trap? These parents have twins but want a divorce so they decide their best course of action is to just each take one and never speak to each other again. 

pinkelephantsonparadeee:

sizvideos:

Water Tricks That’ll Melt Your Mind - Video

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